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PEEJUG

Birth name's Pete. Mama named me after the 79 Peterbilt within which I was conceived. Daddy called me PeeJug Pete on account of my CB handle and poor physique, but my freinds call me...*takes a drag from cig* Hell I ain't never had many friends, and the ones I did have are all either dead and buried or may as well be from the way their brains are all scrambled up. It's just me, the road, and eighteen wheels whittlin away at the time... Alls I got now are sweet memories of Maggie May aka Ma Barker, my rolldog (may she rest in peace) *wipes a tear* , and the roar of this here "Screamin Jimmy" 671 Detroit Diesel, a couple 7/11 hotdogs, and a snub nose 38 in the glove box just in case somebody wants to fofo exactly how this old long-haul trucker still rolls.

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